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When you’re drinking coffee and some spills out and sits on the lid and gets all cold and you don’t want to slurp it off cause that’s obnoxious but how can you just leave it there?
I still remember the first outfit I ever named. Flight Attendant With A Sense Of Humor That Saves Her Job Because She’s Always Late To Work. Yeah, it was a mouthful.
Yesterday morning it was raining. I have a firm policy called I Don’t Walk In The Rain I Won’t Do It, so I drove to work at 8. Uneventful. I had to work across campus at 9, so at 8:50 I got back in the car to make the journey. So on target, so prompt.
Stuck my key in the ignition and it wouldn’t turn. Would. Not. Turn.
Now I know about as much about cars as your dad knows about nail polish brands so there was no possible explanation for this. Am I not strong enough? How did I break my new car ALREADY? The Lord has taken this from me. He has taken my car because I don’t deserve it. I guess this is my penance. I will take it gracefully. Maybe my key’s worn out? Let me try to turn it and wiggle it around at the same time. Nothing.