What’s Your Outfit Called?

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I still remember the first outfit I ever named. Flight Attendant With A Sense Of Humor That Saves Her Job Because She’s Always Late To Work. Yeah, it was a mouthful.

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Four separate people looked at my outfit today, cocked their heads, and said “I don’t know how I feel about that.” And I love that.

Why would a college student in the Midwest of all places put those patterns together or think those shoes are a good idea to wear to class? I realized why I wear the strange things I do. Because I’m not getting dressed as me. My outfits are characters that have their own backstory and their own reasons for choosing those colors to wear together.

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Yesterday I was wearing this. And I was obviously an Ivy League Drop-Out. Don’t you understand the pearls a little more now? Only a drop-out would violate that dress with a t-shirt. I fully realize the ridiculousness of this, it’s crazy to put that much thought into putting clothes on your body. But every day is dress up.

Today I’m a Heiress At The Park. What are you?


Until next time,



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